PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's discuss about the real scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more than just observing. It's a whole thing. You got your typical game, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! One time when that skater went soaring into the glass, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And